Unrelated to advertising: Dolly
My almost-complete lack of a Southern accent might belie the formative years of my life in East Tennessee, and visits to Dollywood made, and sheer volume of rock candy consumed, …
Elara Voss: The newest way to clock AI, and the coming of the robot apocalypse
I’m of the sincere assumption no one reading here is of the type to mess around with pretend people — fake testimonials in copy, questionable contributors of content, sloppily assembled …
Stuff you really should know about our foundational documents, just in time for July 4th
July 4th is coming up, and while every July 4th is a party, this one celebrates a particularly special anniversary: The tenth anniversary of my freelance career. That’s right, my …
The Queens’ English: Just in Case You Didn’t Know You’re Quoting Drag Queens
I’m going to start with the assumption that most people don’t actually believe straight, white, cis people invented “slay” and “throw shade” and “spill tea.” (This could be, as they …
Self-discipline is overrated, and science says so
Congratulations on your hard-earned self-discipline and whatever. Good for you. Except Science has determined that discipline is a finite thing, and all that fancy willpower you have just drains away …
The Devil, in Fact, Wore White House Black Market
I was Andy before Andy was cool. Not entirely, of course. For instance, I made it two years at a national fashion industry publication that shall remain nameless but was …
Unrelated to Advertising: Robert Smalls, who stole a Confederate ship and piloted it to freedom
Do I usually do the Famous Person in Black History kind of profiles? No, and no judgment — I just lean more toward contextual stuff. But now here I am, …
Unrelated to Advertising: This is the time to examine your values.
God knows this isn’t a place I like to get loud or controversial, because Career, but some things are important enough to do it anyway: If you’ve been throwing your …
Why “Love, Actually” is a bad movie and also a holiday classic
As the holidays draw to a close, decorations start coming down (mine stay up until January 6, but you do you), seasonal playlists return to their li’l media caves or …
Unrelated to Advertising: How mRNA vaccines work
Y’all, I seriously just want to talk about advertising stuff, and then people want to mess with me. I should have realized that trying to talk in a reasonable manner …