An Ode to the LinkedIn Post
I’ve been, as you might expect, spending a lot of time on LinkedIn since I’ve been job hunting. (Reasonable rates, inquire within.) And I guess I’d noticed the one-sentence paragraph …
Egad! Bad ad: The Apple iPad Pro ad
Last Tuesday, Apple released an ad for its new, improved iPad Pro — a video once, but no longer, destined for TV — and it was… controversial. And in the …
Sure, call it a comeback.
(Far be it from me to dispute Mr. Cool J — we’re just at different points in our journey at the moment.) I promised the blog would be back, and …
Five Lazy-Ass Advertising-Related Halloween Costumes
So as of this writing, it’s October 27. Friday. Halloween is on Tuesday, and if you haven’t picked out your costume by now, you’re cutting it close. I mean, you’re …
INAPPROPRIATE: Y’all, car ads used to be WRONG.
Note: The following post is more-or-less SFW, I’m pretty sure, but do consider the sensitivity level of nearby colleagues and/or your HR department before reading further.) It’s always been said …
So Xtra: Just a bunch of people dunking on the Twitter rebrand
So, the notoriously business-savvy Elon Musk has decided to bail on over a decade of brand equity by rebranding Twitter to… X. The dude apparently has a thing about the …
Orange and Bleue: Because soccer sexism is for suckas
Fun fact: Players at the 2023 Women’s World Cup will be earning, on average, just 25 cents for every dollar earned by men at the 2022 Men’s World Cup, which …
One from the Vault: That’s What She Proclaimed
Note: This piece predates my freelance career considerably — we’re talking about the era of sparkly vampires, here, c. July 2009 — but the plague of writers afraid to use …
Ads I Wish I’d Made: Visual Solve edition
As a non-art director, I’ve always been a fan of visual solves. I mean, I kind of hate them, because I’m a copywriter and they don’t have copy on them …
I Take Thee, Creative Director: Solemn Vows for CDs and Creatives
The relationship between creative and creative director is a sacred, supportive one, a connection that encourages collaboration and values openness and vulnerability and HAHAHA no sometimes they suck, and sometimes …