One from the Vault: That’s What She Proclaimed
Note: This piece predates my freelance career considerably — we’re talking about the era of sparkly vampires, here, c. July 2009 — but the plague of writers afraid to use …
Pay your damn writers. (Or, Why You Need Screenwriters on Set During Shooting)
Currently, the Writer’s Guild of America is on strike for a number of reasons, all of them perfectly valid: better pay in general, better streaming residuals specifically, better pensions and …
7 Tips You Haven’t Already Read a Thousand Times for Overcoming Copywriter’s Block
Before you immediately assume you’ve read this post a million times before: You haven’t. And there are, to be sure, a million posts about overcoming writer’s block. And they’re full …
The coolest thing to come out of NASA that isn’t actual space travel
is this trailer for NASA’s next space travel. I’d say the crew introduction video for NASA’s Artemis II mission to the moon is cooler than it has any right to …
Who’s Afraid of AI Copywriting?
I’m a freelance copywriter. I’m an in-house copywriter. All of my moneymaking endeavors, in fact, are writing-related. And now a fancy new AI has emerged that writes, I gotta say, …
In which I don’t have time to do a Super Bowl ad so I let a robot do it
I have lots to say about AI robots stealing my job, and you’ll hear about it, but I have a confession to make: It can be kind of helpful from …
How to ask for help
Anyone who’s never been reluctant — scared, even — to ask for help when you need it can just cruise on past this post. For anyone who’s not a filthy …
Oh, honey, no: Copywriters vs. content writers
Recognize this? (It belonged to your father.) I’ve seen the non-annotated version floating around, sometimes with commentary (h/t Flint Cohen, most recently), and I’ve certainly heard the sentiment expressed. And …
How to make ads on the fly like Ryan Reynolds
Update 12/17: And Just Like That… Peloton has pulled the ad because it turns out Chris Noth might be a rapist. The turnarounds keep turning. All indications are that Maximum …
Drowning in the Deepest of Dives
I am a collector of information. I’m not a hoarder — once I have it, I distribute it gleefully, whether you want it or not — but my mind palace …