In which I don’t have time to do a Super Bowl ad so I let a robot do it
I have lots to say about AI robots stealing my job, and you’ll hear about it, but I have a confession to make: It can be kind of helpful from …
Oh, honey, no: Copywriters vs. content writers
Recognize this? (It belonged to your father.) I’ve seen the non-annotated version floating around, sometimes with commentary (h/t Flint Cohen, most recently), and I’ve certainly heard the sentiment expressed. And …
How to make ads on the fly like Ryan Reynolds
Update 12/17: And Just Like That… Peloton has pulled the ad because it turns out Chris Noth might be a rapist. The turnarounds keep turning. All indications are that Maximum …
DBC Reader Question: How do you write about boring stuff?
I’m here for your, Baby Creatives. I’m here to answer your questions, soothe your nerves, and give you the benefit of my [hrumph]teen years’ experience in the industry. And that’s …
Baltimore’s comma-dumbass COVID campaign
In our household, there’s a phenomenon known as “comma dumbass.” It shows up when you say something that sounds like it ends in “dumbass,” and probably should end in “dumbass,” …
The 2021 Olympics Ads Olympics* (*please don’t sue me)
I know 2021 has been a weird year for anything Olympics-related because, well, there wasn’t supposed to be an Olympics in 2021. The Olympics were supposed to be last year, …
Why, and when, and how to break the rules of writing, and why you maybe shouldn’t
You rebel, you. You rulebreaker. You’re audacious. And you know what? That’s cool. That’s not the end of the world. If you know why the rules are there, and you …
Dear Baby Creatives: Advertising movies aren’t real life
Dear Baby Creatives, I mean, of course advertising movies aren’t real life. They’re movies. (If you haven’t grasped that fictional movies are fiction, you’ve got bigger issues than ad industry …
Oh, honey, no: How not to do what Burger King did
You don’t have to be a Burger King enthusiast, a Brit, a Burger King UK Twitter follower, or a woman to have seen — and cringed mightily at — the …
Words matter. (Note: Only mildly political here)
Note: There’s a political bit in here, but you’ll get plenty of warning, if you’re not into that stuff. I am fairly dedicated to words. I don’t know if this …