Well, just look at you, work-from-homers!
You’ve been working hard to adapt to a new work-from-home environment, and I’m proud of you. (Assuming you’ve actually been working hard to adapt to your new work-from-home environment. If not, none of this applies to you.) You deserve recognition, of the kind you can wear on some sort of sash and say, “Look, everyone, I’m surviving this.” These merit badges, should you have earned them, are that recognition. Check back periodically for more — as you keep earning them, I’ll keep providing them.
Business up top, party underneath
Which you’ll totally finish! Of course you will!
Taking your business to the quietest room in the house
Hair grows. Color fades. Glory is forever.