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Note: This piece predates my freelance career considerably \u2014 we\u2019re talking about the era of sparkly vampires, here, c. July 2009 \u2014 but the plague of writers afraid to use the S-word remains, and thus the points made here remain relevant. And it remains good advice for any of my budding novelist reader(s) out there who might be struggling with this very problem. Enjoy this li\u2019l bit of history from the archives.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

What Not to Say<\/h2>\n\n\n
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“\u2018Announce,\u2019 \u2018communicate,\u2019 \u2019declare,\u2019 \u2018disclose,\u2019 \u2018ejac \u2014\u2018 Oh, no, that one\u2019s dirty.\u201d<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

(Or, “That’s What She Proclaimed”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Or, “That’s Easy for You to Announce”)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Okay, so I know I’ve never been too terribly shy in voicing my opinions on some of my pet peeves. (It helps, in all of the cases, that I’m unarguably right.) But I’m gonna have to out with another one, and this one’s for anyone out there who has fantasies of and\/or aspirations to a career in fiction.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I’m in the process of reading a book that I won’t name right now, as I’m saving it for a brutal critique \u2014 er, a firm but gentle review \u2014 in a future post. [Present-day NB: The review that followed isn’t, of course, really relevant to the topic of this particular blog, but who knows? Maybe it’ll make a guest appearance someday.]<\/em> And I’ve been trying to read it objectively. But one thing that keeps bugging the crap out of me \u2014 and pulling me entirely out of the story over and over again \u2014 is the fact that none of the characters ever says anything.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Which isn’t to say there isn’t dialogue. There’s plenty. Characters lie, they insist, they urge, they announce, and prompt, and admit, and mumble, and that’s just in the first chapter. But they don’t say<\/em> anything. The S section of the author’s thesaurus must be dog-eared, pencil-marked, highlighted, and crinkled all to hell, because the one word she apparently can’t bring herself to use is “said.” And even when she does, it’s always done gruffly, gently, formally, harshly, tenderly, or slowly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Just say “said” already.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Seriously. Just go ahead and write “said.” You know it’s already there in your head; you’ve spent the past seven or eight minutes trying to come up with a word to say other than “said.” Stop. Writing isn’t supposed to be that hard, and your writing is going to be a hell of a lot better if you relax a little, let it flow, and stop anguishing over whether your character just murmured or muttered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We have been subject to bad, bad advice in our creative writing classes. To make our writing more colorful, we’re supposed to use more vividly descriptive words \u2014 we don’t need to walk when we can stomp or stride or lope \u2014 and plenty of adjectives and adverbs. Especially adverbs. Especially<\/em> adverbs modifying adjectives modifying nouns. And in some cases, it makes sense; whether a character walks or lumbers or whether the sun is shining dimly or brightly can really set the mood of a scene.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But when it comes to dialogue, you need to come to a full stop and examine your motives before your characters start affirming and opining and pronouncing and asserting and responding and reporting and, Jesus, God, disclosing<\/em>. Is it really so important that we know she’s confessing something rather than just saying it? Or is there any way you could show through context clues \u2014 her body language, her facial expression, maybe someone else’s reaction to what she says and how she says it \u2014 that whatever she’s saying is tearing her up just a bit? Is there any chance at all that you’re uncertain about your own writing talents and feel the need to compensate with a thesaurusful of fancy words so people won’t think you’re dumb?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Put the Hummer in the garage, Ms. McCompensatey. Swallow your pride and work to improve your writing instead of your vocabulary. Work to thoroughly and vividly develop your characters, establish setting and context, and write realistic dialogue. Hell, maybe take a leap and leave out dialogue tags entirely (ooooh…<\/em>). Be a better writer and your readers will be so engaged in what your characters are saying that they won’t even care if maybe one of them should have just “quipped” instead. And if, after due consideration, you decide that maybe a character did actually sigh or laugh or cough a line of dialogue, it’ll make your writing more colorful rather than more cumbersome. Remember that writing is about the story, not the words, and it’s hard to get through a story if the writer keeps pimp-slapping you with a thesaurus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens’s characters say things. Elmore Leonard’s characters say things. Alexandre Dumas’s characters say things in French. In 1984<\/em>, To Kill a Mockingbird<\/em>, and The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy<\/em>, the characters all say things<\/em>. If “said” was good enough for them, it takes some balls to think it’s not good enough for you, Steph \u2014 er, writer who shall remain nameless.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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