{"id":1589,"date":"2022-06-09T14:19:50","date_gmt":"2022-06-09T19:19:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/capertongillett.com\/blog\/?p=1589"},"modified":"2024-11-21T18:20:38","modified_gmt":"2024-11-22T00:20:38","slug":"blatantly-slack-ass-sick-week-roundup-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/capertongillett.com\/blog\/blatantly-slack-ass-sick-week-roundup-post\/","title":{"rendered":"Blatantly slack-ass sick week roundup post"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignright size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/capertongillett.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/be-positive.jpg\" alt=\"A white COVID-19 test with red letters rests on the edge of a really cute mint-green sink. In the little window, the line under \u201cC\u201d is red. And the line under \u201cT\u201d is black. Yup, this is a positive COVID test. A positive freaking COVID test.\" class=\"wp-image-2818\" style=\"width:375px;height:300px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/capertongillett.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/be-positive.jpg 500w, https:\/\/capertongillett.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/be-positive-300x240.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Well, shit.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Well, I\u2019d planned to post something, <em>anything<\/em>, worthwhile today \u2014 to get back on my one-a-week rhythm \u2014 and then\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yeah.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Days without incident: 0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Previous record: 881<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No plan survives enemy contact.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So that happened, and here we are, and so in lieu of anything even marginally substantive, here are five short little brain-fog-friendly nuggets I\u2019ve been consuming, between doomscrolling and naps, during my convalescence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">What I Did During My Isolation<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-headings-color has-text-color\" style=\"font-size:20px\"><em>McDonald&#8217;s Makes You Go &#8220;Awww<\/em>&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Okay, so I\u2019m still pissed at Ad Age for their recent <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/capertongillett.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/01\/what-precisely-the-hell-ad-age\/\" target=\"_blank\">unforgivable compassion fail<\/a>, so don\u2019t think I\u2019m letting that slide. But they did post about this adorable Father\u2019s Day print campaign in the Philippines showing dads dressing up to take their kids out to McDonald\u2019s, and\u2026 my heart.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/adage.com\/creativity\/work\/mcdonalds-fathers-day-ads-celebrate-things-dads-do-their-kids\/2419461\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">McDonald\u2019s Father\u2019s Day Ads Celebrate Dads Who Dress Up for Their Kids<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Excellent work, Leo Burnetts Manila and Dubai. (This doesn\u2019t mean we\u2019re cool, Ad Age.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-headings-color has-text-color\" style=\"font-size:20px\"><em>Brand Fails<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There\u2019s also this roundup of 30 image-damaging brand fails.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.boredpanda.com\/brand-fails-disasters-hannah\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">30 Brand Fails And Disasters That Seriously Damaged Their Image<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(Pretty much what it says on the tin.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-headings-color has-text-color\" style=\"font-size:20px\"><em>No, the Real Queen<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And this video featuring Queen Elizabeth II and Paddington Bear sharing tea and rocking out to Queen in celebration of her Platinum Jubilee.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\nhttps:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ikUhVcrysko&#038;ab_channel=AdamLambertDaily\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>There&#8217;s actually a <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=7UfiCa244XE&amp;ab_channel=TheRoyalFamily\" target=\"_blank\">full-length version of the intro<\/a>, where we finally learn what the Queen carries in her purse. (The Queen of England. Not <em>the<\/em> Queen, obviously. And I\u2019m going to make a confession there: I did raise an eyebrow at the idea of American Idol Runner-Up Adam Lambert stepping into the Adidas wrestling boots of Freddy Mercury, but I have become thoroughly convinced.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-headings-color has-text-color\" style=\"font-size:20px\"><em>The Adventures of Bitey<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, there\u2019s also this Facebook post from Domino\u2019s New Zealand, sharing the adventures of Bitey the Plastic T-Rex as he waited for his family to come pick him up after he was forgotten at the store.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/post.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FDominosNZ%2Fphotos%2Fa.432151607461%2F10159072233102462%2F%3Ftype%3D3&amp;show_text=true&amp;width=500\" width=\"500\" height=\"498\" style=\"border:none;overflow:hidden\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allow=\"autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; picture-in-picture; web-share\"><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p>It\u2019s good to see that Bitey was still able to put his tiny, tiny little T-Rex arms to good use. Good for you, Bitey.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-headings-color has-text-color\" style=\"font-size:20px\"><em>The Aviation Gin Vasectomy<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then there\u2019s this Father\u2019s Day ad from Aviation American Gin, featuring noted procreator Nick Cannon mixing (or trying to mix) a Vasectomy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Nick Cannon&#039;s Vasectomy\" width=\"693\" height=\"390\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/YMSUoiT0efA?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019ve written before about how <a href=\"http:\/\/capertongillett.com\/blog\/2021\/12\/16\/how-to-make-ads-on-the-fly-like-ryan-reynolds\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Ryan Reynolds and Maximum Effort continue to hit the mark<\/a> and have fun basically every single time, and\u2026 yup, again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">And a note<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Also: Wear a freaking mask, people. <a href=\"https:\/\/time.com\/6168672\/how-wearing-mask-protects-you\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">We know two-way masking is extra effective<\/a>, particularly, like, trapped an airplane for two hours in Economy Plus. 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